As the gang was walking down the street the
other day, they came upon a psychic's shop. Jed loves magical mystical
things and wanted to go in to have his future told.
Ned, ever the
scientist, was not impressed with all the signs and posters on the front windows and told Jed he'd go in with him. Ned told Jed to stay by the door and just watch.
Ned went over to the lady at the table in the shop and asked "Are you a real psychic?"
she said "Yes"
He asked "Can you really see the future?"
she said "yes"
very quickly he reached out and poked her in the eye. "Didn't see that coming, did you!? Not very good at your job......" he said as he walked out the door with Jed, who was very glad to have Ned show him the truth.